Thursday, April 15, 2010

10 A Medical center



(生病的时候,第一件要做的事,就是拿起电话,打电话给medical center)

Receptionist : Hello.. this is ABC medical center, how can i help you?

Patient : Can i make a appointment to see Dr XXX?

Receptionist : Yes u can, but Dr XXX fully booked today. Do you wanna
make it on tomorrow early morning at 8 or 4.30 in the afternoon.
or else u have to come on the following days.
And please bring along your medicare card.


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(见到医生的时候)

Dr : Hi, how is your day? how can i help u?

Patient : My stomach don't feel well, i don't feel like eating and sometimes
feel like vomit. And i had diarrhea also.

Dr : Hmmm.. let me see your tongue.. say AHHH...
your tongue is alright, there's no inflammation.

Alright, since u fell like vomiting and u have diarrhea,
i'll prescribe you with metoclopramide to stop puking,
And charcoal to stop diarrhea,
and get some re-hydration salt after diarrhea.

Come back again if symptoms persist.


* * *


今天去了一间chemist.

1 box of panadol = $16++
1 box of charcoal = $16++
1 box of re-hydration salt = $16++

如果我买全部will cost me around $50
换成马币=RM 150

WAH!!! 杀山猪阿???


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但是。。。但是。。。但是。。。

如果你去的是10 A, 事情就不一样了。

(见到姚医师的时候)

Patient : 我要吐要吐的,然后又会lausai. 毛孔冷冷的。

Dr 姚 :Oh.. 你中暑了。。 请坐下来。。

就拿出她的秘密武器:



Cupping supply


姚医师在你背后pump了几粒cup,再喝一杯热水,
再吃这一包东西:


风沙丸

然后就好了。


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如果姚医师不在,那怎么办?

还有一位王(等一下)医师


(见到王(等一下)医师的时候)

Patient : 我要吐要吐的,然后又会lausai. 毛孔冷冷的。

Dr 王(等一下) :Oh.. 你中旱暑了。。 请坐下来。。

就拿出她的秘密武器:





Tiger Balm Oil



Dr 王(等一下)在你的背后拉了几下,
再喝了一杯热水,去厕所吐了一下,
然后就好了。


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来月经的时候(当让不是我来月经啦)

还有我们的王大厨师
带着斗湖千年流传下来的




姜母红酒鸡蛋汤。


喝了就让你爽。

有一位试验者说:这汤有点咸,但是很有效。


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如果肌肉酸痛,或关于人体的东西,
我们有Dr陈(物理治疗师)

如何massage,如何拉胫骨,
所有问题通通为您解答。


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请多多关顾10 A Medical center.
若有什么问题,请播08-94589368


7 comments:

Anonymous said...

walao, haha!! then next time go to 10A medical centre, haha!! instead of the clinic liao..
but.. but..
is it 10A medical centre just only solve the yue jing problem and also the zhong shu problem??

hw about others??

lazi 01

It's mine :) said...

others u go clinic.. hehe

susu said...

那王(快一点)没有帮忙治病的哦?斗湖千年流传下来的姜母红酒鸡蛋汤,我也想喝!!王大厨师愿意煮给我吃么?哈哈哈哈。。。。

It's mine :) said...

谁是王(快一点)?

Anonymous said...

haha...come 10A jiu ok liao...hahaha...=p

Anonymous said...

王(快一点)is kelly lo, not wat u mention about王(等一下)?? not this mean meh?? hehe..

sotong said...

yahlo.. 还是辣子比较聪明。哈哈!